Veronica Vixen makes no claim that she is a relationship expert, but out of this sexy temptress’ mouth any advice or tips just feel and sound a little bit better. This sexy vixen makes use of her womanly experiences and knowledge to answer readers’ questions about love, sex, and relationships.

Dear V,
I’m a 35-year-old single man. I love dating and hanging out with my lady friends, but I’m not looking to settle down anytime soon. What does that mean? Do you think I can ever get a girl to understand my situation?
— Hector

Dear dude who needs to get it together. Well, let me put it to you this way: If you’re dating women around your age, do us both a favor and don’t admit that you’re not ready for a commitment–you’ll never score at that rate. But if you’re dating women who are much younger than you, lie to her, don’t tell her the truth. In your case honesty is not the best policy.

Dear V,
I read an article that says that a man can tell a lot about a woman by the type of drink that she orders. Is that true? If so, please tell me Veronica, what types of drinks do you like?
— Keith

Lets just say that I like Sex on the Beach and Screaming Orgasms. Can you guess what type of girl I am?

Dear V,
I have a problem. It seems like I keep getting the girls who appear like they are straight out of the `70s, meaning they like to keep it too “natural” down there. I don’t know, is it me or is it the type of women I attract?
— Sam

Well I suggest that you look in the mirror first. Are you trim “down there”? If not, try grooming yourself first then see what type of women you get. Maybe when they see your forest, they think it’s cute to let theirs grow out too. So try trimming your tree and see what type of ladies you pull. If that doesn’t work then maybe you’re not that good looking.

Dear V,
I love kissing my chick but when we start kissing she sucks and bites the feeling out of my lower lip. It so kills the mood but she really thinks that I’m enjoying it. How do I tell her that I don’t like it when she does that?
— Robert

Umm … that’s a good question. You don’t want to be too blunt where it would hurt her feelings, but just the right amount to get to the point. I say the next time you guys are making out give her a taste of her own medicine. Suck on her lower lip and give it a nice little bite and see if she likes it. If she doesn’t and she gets a little upset smile and say, “Sorry baby, I thought you would like that because you always do that to me.”

Dear V,
I recently met this girl and we just started having foreplay. Let’s just say everything was all good until I went to scratch my nose and she wasn’t too fresh. V help me, this girl is mad sexy but how do I tell her that her kitty cat needs a bath?

Dear not-so fresh [laughing]. Sorry that was funny. Try this: The next time your fingers are roaming downtown, be slick and put your finger up to her mouth suggesting for her to kiss them. I’m sure when she goes in for that kiss she will get a nice sniff of your fingers. Enough said!