When you’ve got it, you’ve got it and this is definitely the case with Angelica Cruz. She’s sassy and quick to punch but don’t let her charming looks fool you. In a quick minute she’ll be the first one to hit the books but if you step on her toes she’ll be the first to educate you in the art of the punch. So sit back, relax and take a seat as we get down and dirty with the baddest b*tch on the block.

LRG: Are you single?Angelica: No.

LRG: OK this interview is over.Angelica: [Laughing] You’re a dick.

LRG: But seriously, what got you interested in modeling?Angelica: I was really not cute when I was younger. I was completely ugly so when I came out of my shell I figured that I owed it to myself to give it a shot. Ha, ha to the guys who turned me down or the guys that I left.

LRG: How many hearts have you broken?Angelica: At least 10.

LRG: Have you cheated on any of your boyfriends?Angelica: Yes.

LRG: Why did you cheat?Angelica: I get bored very easily. I have to be entertained constantly.

LRG: Is it true once a cheater always a cheater?Angelica: No.

LRG: Why?Angelica: Because I love my boyfriend and no matter how many times we break up I’m never going to go anywhere. Besides, I’ve dated around and created a barrier around myself so that no one can get to me.

LRG: OK now this interview is really over!Angelica: [Laughing]

LRG: If you were single, what’s the best way for a guy to get your attention?Angelica: He can’t. Any guy who hits on me has no chance. Besides, I get the guys attention and I do the picking. It seriously takes a lot for me to talk to anyone and if I have to I’ll dance in a club by myself.

LRG: I guess this is where the nickname b*tch comes from?Angelica: Yeah right. [Laughing] Exactly. I’m really sassy and I’m proud of it.

LRG: Tell all of our readers something that would either surprise or shock them.Angelica: I’m really a nerd and I’m clumsy and not graceful. But one thing for sure is that I’m funny. Funny as all hell.

LRG: What are your plans for the future? (continued on pg. 82)Angelica: I want to get into acting and if it doesn’t work out I have a backup plan of being a vet tech. I don’t want to be pessimistic but I have to be realistic about my future.

LRG: What’s the biggest problem with being beautiful?Angelica: It’s a gift and a curse at the same because you meet a lot of scumbags. On the flipside, women are always haters on girls who are pretty. But f-them and get in line.

LRG: Have you ever been in a fight?Angelica: Oh yeah.

LRG: How many?Angelica: Over 10.

LRG: Did you ever get your ass kicked?Angelica: Never.

LRG: Come on, let’s be real here. Never?Angelica: Never. I’m the champ. Period.

LRG: What’s your favorite drink?Angelica: Patron Silver over ice and if I have to a Grey Goose.

LRG: Does the Goose get you loose?Angelica: Sure. Isn’t that what alcohol is suppose to do?

LRG: Do you wanna grab a drink?Angelica: Uh, it’s 11 in the morning but OK let’s roll.

This interview is definitely over and “we” gotta go.