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Age: 25
Height: 5’5”
Measurements: 34D-27-34
Hometown: San Diego, CA
Ethnicity: Mexican
Occupation: Marketing and Sales, Modeling and a Go-Go dancer

LRG: So where is the best place get to know you?
Dania: The best place would be at a sporting event for sure. I will talk to anyone about sports. If I’m at out at an event and someone asks me to go to another sporting event with a group, That way it’s not like a one-on-one date and more like a group. I try to stay away from dinner and movies. To me those are typical dates. I don’t like to date. I like to do more of a hang out type of thing. I’m kind of weird like that. After we hang out in a group, then I’m more of OK with the alone type stuff.

LRG: Sounds like there is definitely a process to meet you?
Dania: Well yeah. I don’t like “hey let’s go have dinner and drinks.” It adds too much pressure. Is it a date? Is it not a date? I just like to start with a friendship first.

LRG: How long are we talking about? This sounds like a guy will be putting in some overtime just to get to some alone time.
Dania: Well, I don’t date! I don’t like to date. I hate dating. I just hate meeting someone, then going out to dinner. That automatically makes you wonder, are they interested and are they going to try and sleep with me? I don’t like a lot of judgment. I’ve never had a one-night stand.

LRG: This is going to take way longer than a three-hour tour (yes I used a Gilligan Island reference). I better make sure I’ll even make the first cut. What type of guys are you into?
Dania: What I really like is tattoos. Also, for some reason I always date guys with hats. Subconsciously I’m always attracted to guys with hats. I like a guy in jeans and a wife beater. But I also want him to look good in a suit.

LRG: Tall order! You basically want it all?
Dania: Well doesn’t everyone? (Laughs). I like the pretty boy type of look, but at the same time I want him to be like… um… like a little gangster. Not look like a gangster, but have that persona.
LRG: After all the dates, the sporting events, going to get tattoos AND a suit, is there a payoff in the end?
Dania: If I’m in a relationship I look to do things together, take vacations, surf, be at home, play video games, watch movies and I like to bake. I like to make cookies and stuff like that.

LRG: Wait. Wait. Wait. You bake too? Finally! There is a light at the end of the tunnel.
Dania: Yeah! I don’t cook often. I can’t cook for myself because it’s a hassle just for me. Sometimes when I have time, I’ll cook and do all the cleaning.

LRG: You may have just sealed the deal! You want stay home, cook and clean? Did my ears deceive me?
Dania: Yes! I would love to be at home cooking, cleaning, washing, and ironing. I’m a typical Mexican Latina. That’s what I like to do. But at the same time I also want to have a career, at the least a part time job.

LRG: So what about in bed? What’s going to happen there?
Dania: I always like to try new things. I’m not opposed to anything at all. Anything. If you are going to sleep with someone, you might as well make it exciting. If you haven’t tried something, try something new. If you like it a certain way, do it. Also experiment in other ways. Toys? Awesome. The only thing I wouldn’t do is a threesome. I can’t share.

Outside Voice: Who’s that?
LRG: Do you like girls?
Dania: No I don’t like women. I definitely never kissed a girl for sure. I’m not attracted to girls like that. I wouldn’t mind watching if my friends were into that. I’m not against it; I’m just not into it myself. I’d rather kiss a good-looking guy than a girl.

LRG: What’s the craziest thing you have ever done?
Dania: Hmm. I’ll have to get back to you on that one.

LRG: What’s your favorite type of thing to do in bed?
Dania: Ugh. I don’t know. Let me call you right back. (Dial tone).

LRG: Foiled again by the mysterious outside voice. (Laughs).