Veronica Vixen is the answer to all of your relationship, love and sex questions. Ms. Vixen has seen it all, heard it all, and done it all. Whatever questions you have, however dirty, scary or abnormal they may seem, she has an answer for YOU. Veronica isn’t a relationship expert, but she is a real woman, with real experience, and she gives very real answers. Veronica will blow your mind, take you places, and show you things only seen in your dirtiest dreams, so give her your best shot; she promises to be gentle.
Q: I prefer to have anal sex with women. Does this mean that secretly I might be gay?
Q: I love to videotape myself having sex, but girls think that it’s creepy. Why?
A: So basically you’re trying to have a Kim Kardashian and Ray J moment, right? I mean, there’s nothing wrong with wanting to tape yourself and your girl having sex; I think that’s sexy, plus by watching yourself you can see what not to do next time. But I’m sorry to say it, but a lot of girls are conscious because they know that if the relationship ever goes south, there’s a good chance that her XXX tape can end up on MySpace or YouTube, but if she wants to become famous like Kim Kardashian maybe it’s not such a bad idea.
Q: I like it when my girl is rough with me, but why can’t I be rough with her?
A: Please be rough with her. What girl doesn’t like that ass smacked and her hair pulled? I mean, don’t get too excited and pull her extensions out or anything, but if she like to rough you up, trust me, she wants the same thing in return.
Q: I want to have sex with my girl when she’s on her period, but she won’t let me. What can I do?A: Wow, you are such a freak, but I love it! Well, you can always suggest to her to maybe do her in the shower while she’s on her period; that way it wouldn’t be too messy, but if she’s not down with that, just masturbate in the meantime and, before you know it, she’ll be off her rag and as ready and horny as ever.
Q: I walked in on my girlfriend masturbating. Does this mean that I’m not satisfying her?
Q: How many times a week should I have sex?
A: As many times as you can get it! Sex is wonderful! It feels good, and at the same time releases stress. I mean, honestly, what kind of question is that? Remember, the more the better. Don’t question it, just do it!
Q: I peed on my girlfriend, and she liked it. Now I don’t like her. What should I do?
A: Why would you suggest it to her if you didn’t want her to like it? Obviously she’s a freak! I don’t know what man wouldn’t like a freaky chick. What’s her number?
Maybe I can pass her over to one of the homies, since you don’t appreaciate a “freak-a-leak.”
Q: Do girls like to be “tea bagged”?
A: Well, you shouldn’t just walk up to a girl while she’s sitting on the couch watching TV and start smacking her with your “tea bags,” but when you’re caught up in the moment, you do a lot of things that you wouldn’t normally do, and getting tea bagged is one of them. I don’t know of too many women who would admit to actually liking it, but I’m pretty sure that most of us do it, and don’t mind doing it, so if you like it, I say just go for it. There’s a good chance that she won’t stop you.
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